Arriving in Heaven, 3 Nuns are met by St. Peter and told that Heaven is having a special today, and they can each go back to live as whomever they wish.

The first Nun says "Sophia Loren" and poof, she's gone. The 2nd Nun says "Madonna" and poofpoof, she's gone. The 3rd Nun says "Sara Pippeleeny", and St.

Peter asks quizzically, "Sara Pippeleeny? Who is Sara Pippeleeny?".

The 3rd Nun gives St.

Peter a newspaper as an explanatiion and St.

Peter bursts out laughing.

"No no Sister", he says, "You are confused." "This paper says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days".