It's a beautiful, warm Spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.

She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and t-shirt. The Zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the Ape exhibit they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla.

Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape, so to speak. He jumps up on the bars and holding on with one hand begins pounding his chest with the other.

He is obviously very excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny and suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow a little more. By puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom she has the gorilla making noises loud enough to wake the dead.

She then lets one of her straps fall and, at her husbands urging, fans her dress at the gorilla giving him a glance at her thighs.

Now the gorilla is doing flips and really going crazy.

At this point the husband grabs his wife by the hair, opens the cage door and flings his wife in with the gorilla and slams the door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache"!