This guy who talked with a lisp tried to make a long distance telephone call one day. When the operator came on the phone he said, "I'd like to plath a long distanth phone call pleath." "The operator said "Im sorry sir but you will have to repeat that. You're the funniest talking man I've ever heard.

" The man said "why don't you jutht take thith phone and thtick it up your ath!" and slamed the phone down. A couple of hours latter, there was a knock at the door, and when he opened it there were these two men in suits and a big lineman from the phone company standing there. One of the men said "sir, we're from the phone company and we wanted to let you know that we traced your call and if you don't call that operator back and apologize to her, we're going to have your service disconnected and have the phones removed from your house." The man said "well how do I get in toutth with her?" The man from the phone company said, "just dial O and ask for operator number six." So the man goes to the phone and dials o and when an operatot answers he say's "I'd like to thpeak to opewator thith pleath.

" and the operator said "this is she." He said "ith thith the opewator what I told to thtick thith phone up her ath?" She said, "yes, this is the same one.

" to which he replied, "well lady, I'm jutht cawing back to tell you to bend over and get weady becauth they fithin to bwing the thon-of bitch in!"