This penguin was driving around texas when his oil light started flasing.

he got out and sure enough he found oil dripping all over the road. so he gets back in the car and drives to the nearest gas station. the mechanic says that 'hes real busy and can the penguin come back in an hour?' 'sure' says the penguin and goes for walk. hes been walking for ages when he finds a ice cream shop anddecides that a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would really hit the spot. so he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream and starts to eat it, but, having no hands he just sticks his beak in and eats. this causes a lot of mess and the penguin gets ice cream all over him. he notices its time he got back to the mechanic. so he goes back and the mechanic looks at his car for a while then shouts 'aha, heres your problem. it looks like youve blown a seal' 'no, ' says the penguin, 'its just ice cream'.