Little Johnny's Favorite Minerals

The science teacher asked the class if they could be a mineral what would they be? The first student responded by saying he would like to be gold. Gold is valuable and you can buy a corvette with it.

The teacher asked the next student what mineral he might become? He replied "Platinum" since it is more precious than gold he could buy a new porsche!! Well Johnny the teacher asked, what mineral would you be? Silicone said Johnny. Why silicone said the teacher. Well, said johnny. My mom got some silicone and we have had corvettes and porsches in our driveway every daY!!!

 

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