There was this blonde and she wanted to make her living as a painter. She decided to head for Beverly Hills because everybody is rich and she knew she could charge more.

She walked up to the first house on the block and knocked on the door. A man answered and asked what she wanted, she asked him if he needed any painting done. He told her that he needed his porch painted and warned her that it might need a lot of paint.

She said that that was okay. The man went inside his house and told his wife that the woman was going to paint their porch. The wife asked if she knew that it was a wrap around porch and that it went all around the house. The man said that as soon as she started she would figure it out.

30 minutes later the blonde knocked on the door. Once again the man answered. The blonde proceeded to tell him that she was done and it only took one bucket of paint, she said that it would be 50. The man paid her happily. As the blonde was walking she said "oh by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."