Cinderella want's to go to the ball, but her fairy god mother says yes but on two conditions. 1 You must wear a diaphragm 2 If you are not back home by midnight it turns into a pumpkin Cinderella agrees and is off to the ball.

2am comes and Cinderella finally comes home with a look of satisfied bliss on her face.

Her fairy god mother asks "Where have you been?" She dreamily replies "I met some guy". God mother asks"What is his name?". Cinderella replies "I don't know, Peter Peter something or other".