Joe Bob was the local Dumbass but he was a gifted portrait artist his fame became nationwide and soon he was painting movie stars and the like. One day as he was mowing his yard a strecth Limo stopped in front of his house .The most beautiful woman he had ever seen stepped out and approched him . She told him that she was his biggest fan and ask him if he would paint her in the nude for 50, 000.00 He told her sure but he would first have to OK it with his wife!!! Several minutes went by and finally he returned and said . She said no problem I can do it , but I got to leave my socks on so I will have a place to wipe my brush !!!