Three Ladies, all with boyfriends named 'Leroy', were at a bar when one of the ladies says, "I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy and her Leroy. Why don't we all name our Leroys after a soft drink?" The other two ladies agree, and the first lady jumps in and says, "OKay then, let me go first...I name my Leroy, 7-UP!" The other two ladies jump in and ask her, "Why 7-UP?" "Because my Leroy has 7 inches and its always UP!" All three ladies hoot and holler and slap each other a high-five, when the second lady says, "OK, I'm next, and I name my Leroy, Mountain Dew!" The other two ladies ask, "Why Mountain Dew?" "Because my Leroy can Mount and Dew me anytime!" All three ladies proceed to hoot and holler and slap each other another high-five. The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name mine Jack Daniels." The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!" The third lady shouts, "THAT'S MY LEROY!"