1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2.

THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?".

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" 6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. 8. THE HUNTER: my favorite because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall? 10. The CHEF: because he's always cooking up something new to entice us.

11. The GARDENER: because he loves planting seeds.

12. The FISHERMAN: because his rod is always ready