A male patient is being consulted by his doctor regarding an embarrasing personal problem the man says..

"I'm too embarrased to tell you what is wrong with me in case you laugh." doctor to patient. "for goodness sake man..

I'm a professional, I've seen just about every thing there is to see" patient to doctor...."o.k but remember no laughing"...

patient..."its my testicles, one is a little bit swollen" doctor..."well lets have a look" the patient fumbles around in his pants for a few minutes then produces what looks like a pink hairy rugby ball the doctor immediately convulses with laughter, and proceeds to fall of his chair the patient being rather upset says "just for that I'm notshowing you the swollen one!"