"Doc, I think my son has VD, " a patient told his urologist on the phone.

"And he got it from our maid." "Okay, don't be hard on him, he's just a kid, " the Doc said. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But, Doc, I've been screwing the maid, too, and I've got the same symptoms he has." "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." "Well, " the man admitted, "I think my wife has it, too." "Son of a bitch!" the physician said. "That means we've all got it!"