A man walks into a doctors office and makes an appointment with the front desk.

He sits down and wait until his name is called. The doctor emerges from the examining room, and calls him in. The man sits down on the table.

He begins to stutter "D....

D....

D.....

doc.

i i i cant ggg gg get any women, cause cccause I sttutter too much!" The doctor then says, "Damn son, you sure do stutter, let's give you a fuul physical, take off all your clothes. The man starts to take off his clothes, his shoes, his socks, his shirt, then his pants,then underwear. The doctor chokes "Dear god kid, thats the problem right there." Pointing at the mans p***s,the doctor then says "You're p***s is tooo big, its pulling on your vocal cords" "We're gonna have to amputate that big ass thing".

The guy thinks long and hard no pun intended and decides, he's never gonna get a woman in bed with this stuttering, so might as well try it out. So the doctor Bobbits his p***s and is voice is back to normal. A few weeks later the man comes back to the same doctor and says "Doc, you gotta give me my p***s back,I have no problem getting women in bed, but once they see my little d**k, they run off laughing" The doctor shakes his head and says" S....S.....S.....

Sorry kk kk kk kid....I......llll lll ost it!"