Two marines were pinned down in a bunker during a fire-fight.

After about 18 hours pinned down, the gunfight ended. One marine told the other he had to take a crap.

The other marine told him to go somewhere else to do it, so he crawled out and slipped into a half destroyed house.

After about an hour and a half, he came crawling back.

The other marine said it must've been a hell-of-a-carp. The guy said there was a woman in the house. He told him he got him some p***y and some ass. The other marine asked if he got some head, the guy said "no, she didn't have one"....