What do you call oral sex in London? English muffin.

Why do homos go to gay bars? They like to get shit faced. If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard-on? A guy says, "Doc, my wife stuck a strawberry up my ass.

" The doctor says, "I've got some cream for that.

" If at first you don't succeed, try, try again-she expects you to. Oscar walks into the house and yells to his wife, "Honey I won another big d**k contest." She yells back, My God! You mean you pulled out your huge hairy monster in front of a room full of strangers again?" He says, "Nope. Just enough to win.

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