One day John walked into a bar that was close to his home. He sat down at the bar with a older gentleman sitting there beside him. John asked the older gentleman for a cigarette. The older gentleman reaches into his bag on the bar top to reach for a cigarette and hands it to john.

John thanks the older gentleman. He then notices something moving around in the bag and asks him, What do you have in the big bag? The older gentleman replies, Well i have a 12 inch pianist with a mini piano in there.

John then asks to see it thinking that the older gentleman was crazy. The older gentleman to John's surprise takes out a small mini piano with a small 12 inch pianist.

The little guy then starts playing Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G Minor. John was AMAZED by this and then asked, How did you get that? The older gentleman then takes out a genie lamp and says, In here there is a genie that will grant you 3 wishes, all you have to do is rub the lamp and ask him. He then hands over the lamp to john.

John takes the lamp and rubs it thinking nothing of it.

Out came the genie wich said, I will grant you 3 wishes. John then asks the genie his 1st wish.

I would like a cold drink. The genie replies you'r wish is my command then disappears back into the lamp.

A few seconds after a OLD SINK drops out of the air and lands right beside John. John was amazed, But that wasn't what i wanted, better try again the older gentleman repplies. John rubs the lamp again and out comes the genie. I want for my 2nd wish to get a cell phone. The genie replies you'r wish is my command then disappears back into the lamp.

A few seconds later a MALE BONE appears on the bar top. John then gets puzzled and rubbed the lamp again.

Out came the genie again. John then said, i don't know why you screwed up my 1st & 2nd wish but here is my third wish, I would like to have a million bucks. The genie replies you'r wish is my command then disappears back into the lamp. A few seconds later a duck appered, then another and another until they started filling the bar with a MILLION DUCKS. John then looks at the old gentleman and said, This genie is got to be deaf or something because i asked for 1 million bucks, not a million DUCKS! The old gentleman then replies, at my age do you really think i asked the genie for a 12 inch pianist?