Frog
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well, " said the clerk, ......
Written on 08/09/2008

A Heavenly Welcome
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when ......
Written on 08/09/2008

This & That
There's a new type of alarm clock on the market. It makes no noise. It uses lights and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of these. It's called a window. --Jay Leno Didja ever notice that the first piece of luggage on an airport ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Oh To Be Six Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again, " she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Why I Fired My Secretary
why i fired my secretary----------------------------- Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good ......
Written on 08/09/2008