Two Dead Men
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" Askes the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get ......
Written on 31/01/2009

The Three Little Bears Get Divorced
Mama Bear and Papa Bear were getting divorced, the judge says custody of baby bear granted to Mama Bear. Baby starts crying and says "NO! NO! NO! I don't want to live with Mama Bear"! The judge asks, "Baby Bear why don't you want to live with MaMa Bear"? ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Granny
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. Hey, what's that? A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, ......
Written on 24/03/2009

Some Jokes For You All !!!!
TEACHER: Why are you late? Johnny Martin: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Johnny Martin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." - TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables! - TEACHER: What is ......
Written on 25/03/2009