The Texan And The Californian
A Californain goes to Texas to visit his rancher friend. The Texan decides to take the Californian with him to ride the fences and check for breaks in the line. After a an hour of riding they come up on a sheep who has it's head stuck in the fence. ......
Written on 23/05/2009

An Irish Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asked, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders six shots of good Kentucky bourbon. The bartender says, "Sounds like you're celebrating something... What's the occasion?" "My first b**w ***, " says the guy as he tosses back the last one. "Congartulations!" says the bartender. "Here... have ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See!
Bumper stickers that you would like to see: 1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else things that you're a jackass! 2. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No HARD feelings." 3. The proctologist called. They found your head! 4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Birth Of A Candybar
One PAYDAY, MR GOODBAR wanted a BIT 'O HONEY so he took miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARKE and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGERS. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKER as ......
Written on 24/05/2009