Cinderella
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Your Mother Has Been Spoiled
A man and his son were at the zoo, when they walk up to the elephant exibit.They look at the elephants for a minute and the son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey dad, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?"The father a bit embarrassed replies, "Thats his p***s, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Prostitutes Parrots
The Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to ......
Written on 24/05/2009

You Want Irish With That?
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Penguins
this penguin was driving around texas when his oil light started flasing. he got out and sure enough he found oil dripping all over the road. so he gets back in the car and drives to the nearest gas station. the mechanic says that 'hes real busy and can the penguin ......
Written on 12/06/2009