At The Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm Spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and t-shirt. The Zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Drums
An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. "What are those drums?" ......
Written on 12/06/2009

The Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'" ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Ten Signs You Have Been Taken Over By Rugrats
A National Association for Parental Education has listed ten signs that you have been taken over by rug rats. 1. You believe the TV is true salvation and may be a deity. 2. You love them most when they are asleep. 3. Your spouse has left . for ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Good Luck Sign
ltWell, i didn't get the points for submitting it the first time so i thought i'd submit it again The other day I went to the local religious book store whereI saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on theback bumper of ......
Written on 12/06/2009