Did I Say That?
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh ......
Written on 12/06/2009

The Final Exam
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an A so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Little Johnny's Favorite Minerals
The science teacher asked the class if they could be a mineral what would they be? The first student responded by saying he would like to be gold. Gold is valuable and you can buy a corvette with it. The teacher asked the next student what mineral he might become? He ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Life Savers
there was a collage student doing a taste test on first graders. HE handed out life savers to each one and asked them to identify thier flavor. the kids yelled out " cherry" "orange" "lime" and so on . He then asks them all to close thier eyes and hands them ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Pay Attention
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities ......
Written on 11/07/2009