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Pay Attension First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as ...... Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Do You Agree With These Answers? Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife ...... Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Sincere Thief??!! ---------- After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence could be found at the scene of ...... Written on 28/10/2008 |
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How To Be Polite At The Dinner Table Little Johnny's answer to how to be polite During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date -- having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to ...... Written on 02/11/2008 |
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The Potato Story Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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