7 Year Old Pervert
An elementary teacher decides to begin a segment of class on sex education by finding out a little about how much her students already know. Her first question to the class is "how many sexual positions do you know?" Billy, who is in the back of the class, quickly raises his ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Miss Johnson's Fourth Grade Class...
Miss Johnson's fourth grade class was about to begin their lesson for the day. Miss Johnson explained, "I am going to call out a letter of the alphabet and call on one of you to give me a word that begins with the letter and then use it in a sentence." ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Class In Decision Making
A professor was conducting a class in decision making. In his first drill, he picked a student from Georgia. "Now son, " he said, "I want you to tell me the decision you'd make in this situation. You're driving a fully-loaded truck down a mountain road at seventy miles an hour. ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Where Is Your Beard?
After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama, " he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business ......
Written on 15/11/2008

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Written on 15/11/2008