Sperm Bank
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Cigcondom
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and ......
Written on 08/09/2008

The Newly Born Sperm
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor: 'As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Vanilla Pudding Robbery
We did not make this up, it was simply an article forwarded to us from a friend! Hope you get a laugh! Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

I'm Going To Be A Builder When I Grow Up
Four year old Little Jimmy was bugging his mother one day so she said, "Jimmy why don't you go across the street and watch the builder's work, maybe you'll learn something." Jimmy was gone about two hours when he came back, and his mother said, "Well Jimmy what did you learn?" ......
Written on 08/09/2008