Breathalyzer
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a good-looking blonde woman is driving, and he can smell alcohol on her breath. He says: 'I'm going to have to give you a breathalyzer test to determine that ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Depressed Blonde
A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into river. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity ......
Written on 20/09/2008

New Rules For 2007...
NewRule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Knickerless...
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Random Jokes
y is getting a new girlfriend like joining the army? new haircut, new clothes and all information given out on a need to know basis the lone ranger is riding through the mountains when indians attack. they rag him from his horse and bury him in the sand up 2 ......
Written on 23/09/2008