Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Wow....what A Blonde
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER the actual AP headline Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Blonde Wife & Mailman
At Xmas, the mailman had so many things to deliver to this house that he had couldn't fit them in the mailbox. So, he rings the doorbell. A beautiful blonde answers and asks him to come in, then she asks if he wants to go upstairs and f**k. They go upstairs ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Blond In A Tight Skirt
A blond wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. She ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Dear Diary...
Dear Diary, Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for ......
Written on 28/09/2008