The Blonde And The Boat
The blonde is driving down this old country road when she looks accross the field and sees another blonde, sitting in the middle of a dirt field in a row boat. She watches as the blonde in the row boat is rowing franticly and obviously going nowhere. After watching for a ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Blonde On Blonde
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder and asks to see her driver's license. Which one is that? asks the speeder, rummaging through her purse. The one with your picture on it! answers the cop, getting impatient. Oh, here it is, says the driver, handing the cop ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO ......
Written on 27/10/2008

Counting Sheeps
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for ......
Written on 30/10/2008

Ok, Three More, And That's It!
Q: How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear. Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her she was pregnant? A: Are you SURE it's mine???!!! Finally: A blonde was ......
Written on 06/11/2008