In Retrospect Too All My Cop Jokes
Police Officers Are Just Human Beings Police officers, believe it or not, ARE human. They come in both sexes, but mostly male. They also come in various sizes. This sometimes depends on whether you are looking for one or trying to hide something. However, they are mostly big. Police officers ......
Written on 07/11/2008

Alot More Blond Jokes
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. What do you ......
Written on 14/11/2008

Another Blonde
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe ......
Written on 14/11/2008

Breathalizer
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. ......
Written on 16/11/2008

The Hardest Questions
So there I was, a little worse for wear after a long session at the pub, I knew that my wife had planned to see her mates having told me in the morning before I left, I said I would probably meet up with a few work mates and do likewise. ......
Written on 16/11/2008