Licking His Eyesbrows
A very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Signs Your Are Getting Older
Signs that you are no longer a kid or even close You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Achieve More!!! Haha
The next time someone tells you that they want you to give 100 - do one better and give 103! Here's how..... We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's to achieving 103. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future! If... A ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Did I Read The Sign Right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Secrets
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been ......
Written on 12/09/2008