Truck Driver
A small boy was sitting on the sidewalk in front of his house. He had a pack of MampMs and a cat in his hands. Every now and then the boy would pop some MampMs in his mouth, bite the cat, stand up, walk a little bit, and then sit back ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Two Women At The Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Cinderella
Cinderella want's to go to the ball, but her fairy god mother says yes but on two conditions. 1 You must wear a diaphragm 2 If you are not back home by midnight it turns into a pumpkin Cinderella agrees and is off to the ball. 2am comes and Cinderella finally ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Husband Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As ......
Written on 16/11/2008

How Much For A Ride?
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket-If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the ......
Written on 17/11/2008