Dear Diary...
DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales an dolphins.What a ......
Written on 17/09/2008

What's The Difference?
1. Question: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Answer: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. 2. Question: What's a mixed feeling? Answer: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. 3. Question: What's the height of conceit? ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Well Thoughts Words
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asked him what happened. "Well it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into ......
Written on 22/09/2008

True Confessions...............
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Ship Wrecked
Ten years on a deserted island A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck ......
Written on 02/10/2008