Choosing A Wife!
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of 5, 000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Famous 'quotes'...
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield1921-2004 Thanks for all the laughs "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Oh-no-nay!
An american businessman that knows nothing of the japanese language is sent to Japan on a business trip. When he arrives he checks into his hotel, grabs a bite to eat and tries to get to bed early. He will be meeting his japanese contacts for a game of golf in ......
Written on 13/10/2008

What A Perfect Woman Would Say...
What a perfect woman would say: I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good ......
Written on 13/10/2008

I'm Glad I'm A Woman
And now it's time for a rebuttal I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't ......
Written on 14/10/2008