Religion As Baseball
Calvinists believe the game is fixed. Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper. Quakers won't swing. Unitarians can catch anything. Amish walk a lot. Pagans sacrifice. Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often. Televangelists get caught stealing. Episcopalians pass the plate. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Another One From Little Tommy
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane. When the stranger turned to the boy he said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The 'shame On You' Sign.
My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, "Shame on you, " followed by, "If anyone does that to you, just say, "Shame on you" to that person. A ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Horse Named Sheila
One night a man was was relaxing watching TV when out of the kitchen comes his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who name Shiela?" asked the wife, "mi did see a paper eena yuh pocket wid di name Shiela pon it, who is she?". The man rubbing his headback said ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Jamaican Aids Joke
Three men, an Englishman, an American were all on death row. However they were each given the option of choosing their method of execution. The Englishman went first, and they asked him what he wanted. He chose hanging, and was hanged. The American went second, and he said he wanted his ......
Written on 24/05/2009