Private D**k
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Peanuts Anyone?
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands ......
Written on 12/06/2009

On Your Period Again?
There is a guy that owns a general store in a small town in the middle of nowhere. He is going on vacation and needs someone to run his store. He comes across this pollock that says he will do it for the right amount of so the guy says its ......
Written on 12/06/2009

The Curried Cat
This is the British version of this joke - Brits tend to drink too much and finish the night with the hottest curry they can find. Moby was walking along the High Street of his shire when a right English rain began to tumble down. Ducked he himself into a ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Dear Spike
I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted ......
Written on 12/06/2009