Heaven And Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the egineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Biology Lessons
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!" So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Caught In The Act
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while." Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Rules Of Bar Drinking
If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: 1. I hate shots. 2. It's coming back up. ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Naughty Joke 3
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father never having seen an elevator responded "Son, ......
Written on 11/07/2009