Brave Man!
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Gotta....... Use....... Your......... Imagination
A Border Patrol officer spotted, chased down and caught three mexican illegals trying to cross the border. After handcuffing them , he lined them up and told them that if they could use the words....green..pink and yellow in a sentence he would let them go.. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Cohones De Toro
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Oranges
There was this old lady who was mad about oranges, so she gets out of the house, goes down to the shop, looks at a sign......" oranges for sale " so she thought, she goes in. 5 minutes later the cops raid the place. The cop asks the first lady, what ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Corporate Lesson 2:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed ......
Written on 19/07/2009