Two Women Meet In The Afterlife
Two women meet in the afterlife: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Martha & Stumpy
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for 10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Why You Never Question A Drunk....
Why you never question a drunk.... A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2 milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Back In The Nursing Home...
Some time later Frank is enjoying a relationship with another resident, Elsie. The wining and dining has been done and its back to Frank's room as they both want to consumate their relationship. At 92 Frank has learned not beat ubout the bush. "Elsie, my darling, I have ......
Written on 19/07/2009