Ten Most Annoying Questions In Bdsm
Auntie Screamers Ten Most Annoying Questions in BDSM and How to Answer Them Quickly Tongue planted firmly in cheek, although some of this rings quite true. These are my opinions. If you don't like them, get some of your own. 1. Q: Whats the difference between submissive and ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Commandments
God came down and said to the Germans, "I have commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Germans said, "What are commandments?" The Lord said, "Rules for livinggt" The Germans said, "Can you give us an example?" The Lord said, "Thou shalt not kill." The Germans said, "Not ......
Written on 01/02/2010

The Picture On The Nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly, " she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Measure It First
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, ......
Written on 01/02/2010

The Dot
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on ......
Written on 01/02/2010