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Bottle Of Wine !! The woman continues .And look at this , here's another miracle ..My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break..Surely God wants us to drink this wine & celebrate our good fortune... Then she hands the bottle to the man ..The man nods his head in agreement , ...... Written on 26/09/2008 |
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The Genie As a California business man strolled down the beach, he was deep in thought, trying to figure out what happened as his wife had just left him and filed for divorce. When walking he stubbed his toe on something hard sticking up from the sand. It was a genie bottle. So ...... Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Murphy's Other Laws.... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. ...... Written on 30/09/2008 |
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When You Have A "i Hate My Job" Day, Try This: When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, ...... Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Raise The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss ...... Written on 05/10/2008 |
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