Willy
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play-off hole, and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses, they lose the match. ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Psychiatrist Phone
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay ......
Written on 30/10/2008

One Testicle
One Testicle..... There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and askedeveryone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"The ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Gum
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Worm Overload Recreational Killer
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you ......
Written on 06/11/2008