Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. Darwin Award Winner: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Joe
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Jim & Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a metal hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom ......
Written on 17/11/2008

I've Had A Great Night, Bit Ripped, So Here's A Rude One.
A guy goes to the doctors.."What seems to be the trouble Mr Jones?" the doctor enquires. "Well doctor it's somewhat embarassing, but here goes: Whenever I pass a solid motion, there is absolutely no smell, not the faintest whiff of odour, the merest zephyr of a foul smell, i cannot detect" ......
Written on 19/11/2008

The Cost Of Brains
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, " he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one ......
Written on 22/11/2008