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P***s Request For A Pay Raise I the P***s hereby request a raise on salary for for the following reason: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work in great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holiday off. 5. I work in a damp environment. ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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The New Bride Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks i'm a virgin and i'm not, is there anything that you can do to help me?" The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Workplace Negotiations... The P***s The P***s Wants a Raise I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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65 Year Old Arse. A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor ...... Written on 19/09/2008 |
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A Woman's Scorn A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, ...... Written on 21/09/2008 |
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