Camparing Wedding Nights
A Posh Hotel holds 3 weddings on the same day and at the end of the night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of Beers. One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Dear Employee:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to ......
Written on 07/11/2008

P***s Pay Raise
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark ......
Written on 07/11/2008

Stupid Navy
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of 1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Postmans Retirement :p
It was the Postmans's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his ......
Written on 10/11/2008