Not For Easily Grosed Out
a man walkes up to a public rest room haveing to take a poop really bad so he rushes in and uses the toilet afrter hes done he looks around serching for the toilet paper he looks and looks and looks and cant find any not even on the floor as ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Construction Worker
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his d**k in a vice. Utterly terrified, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Make Somebody Very Happy
The President, the First Lady and D**k Cheney are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a 1, 000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Italian Conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Do You Care If She Gets Pregnant?
Once, a beautiful city girl was driving out in the country and her car broke down. She walked to a nearby farmhouse to use a phone to call for help. The farmer was friendly and offered to let her stay the night until help arrived. On top of that, he had ......
Written on 12/06/2009