Creamated
Three gay men died and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly so I'm going up in a plane and ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Pick Up Lines
1. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again? 2. Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ? 3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants. 4. Tomorrow morning, do you want me ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Sandpaper Sally
A man went to a whore house and said he wanted a woman. A woman came out from behind the curtain and told him to come this way. He went with her, got into a room and she took off her clothes. The man was stunned by her looks. He took ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Head Job
Two marines were pinned down in a bunker during a fire-fight. After about 18 hours pinned down, the gunfight ended. One marine told the other he had to take a crap. The other marine told him to go somewhere else to do it, so he crawled out and slipped into a ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Robin Hood
you heared the tale of robin hood and how he did the poor people good, but theres more to this story of sherwood forests pride n glory.When at night when the raiding was done robin and his men would have some fun, has they froliced in the grass robin would shove ......
Written on 11/07/2009