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Boy Visits Whorehouse There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Confession In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Sleep & Sex!!!!! Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX! 10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. 9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep. 8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any. 7. You don't have to pay for sleep. 6. ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Strong Medicine A woman saw her doctor and discussed about her husband didn't make love to her as often any more. The doctor gave her some sexual stimulant. He cautioned her, "Now this drug is still experimental, just mix it with the meal when he isn't looking and see what happened." A week ...... Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Wise Old Indian Chief Indian Chief, "Two Eagles, " was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in ...... Written on 24/09/2008 |
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