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Erection Problems Jack goes to the doctor and says, "I'm having trouble getting my p***s erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "The problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you, except if you're ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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True Friends one day a wife was at home cleaning the house while her husband Bob was out looking for a job. The doorbell rings and she answers it. It is his best friend Larry. Hi she said "what can I do for you?" Larry says "I heard Bob is ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Viagra A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Coma A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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The Donkey A bar owner was having financial difficulties so he decided to have a promotion to make money. He bought a donkey and put up a sign, "Make the donkey laugh. 1". Well, people tried everything from telling jokes to making funny faces. Finally a man entered the bar and gave his ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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