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No Fing In The Park. For years people went to the local park to have sex. Finally, some citizens petitioned and a law was passed forbidding sex in the park. Signs were put up everywhere. One couple had been having sex in the park since it was built and were determined to continue. They were going ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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A Leprechaun Goes Into A Bar...... ....climbs up on a bar stool, and says, "Bartender, give me a beer." The Bartender draws him a huge glass of draft, and sits it in front of him. The leprechaun pays for the beer, turns it up, and chugs the whole glass. As he wiped the foam from his chin ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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There Is This Guys Car Breaks Down And..... There is this guy and his car breaks down. He is in the middle of a small town and farmland all around. A farmer approaches him and says, "Need help, the man says, "ya can I use your phone". The farmer says "sure". They go into the farmers house. He calls ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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A Horse At The Bar A cowboy brings a horse to the bar. The bartender a retired cowboy tells the horseman: I can make your horse laugh for one hundred dollars. The cowboy takes out a 100 bill, places it on the counter and hands over the horse to the bartender. He takes the horse out ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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