Well Deserved Vacation
Finally, Christmas was over and the elves were taking off for their well deserved vacation. Chandro the Lead Elf says, "Man, I've been waiting for this for six months. I'm getting my ass down to Miami. I'm gonna do nothin, but suck down margaritas, bang as many babes as I ......
Written on 28/11/2008

The Farmer In Training.
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a ......
Written on 28/11/2008

A Monks Life?
The father abbott, who precided over a large monastry, was in the habit of giving out cash to the monks every friday so they could go into town to buy whatever they needed and was not available in the monastry. Father Luke was the first in on this friday, and the ......
Written on 30/11/2008

Found This Hilarious When I Heard It, Thought I'd Share
Two builders Dave and Stuart are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit... Dave: - I reckon he's ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Valentines Day For Men
This is very important and needs to be spread around in order for it toed holiday, but at worst should be passed around in order for this to become a "men's" special day. Don't let this one die. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness ......
Written on 09/12/2008